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SILENCE! #93
I’VE GOT AN UNCONTROLLABLE URGE… Hello camp councilors Welcome to Camp Spam! I’ll be your resident favourite lumbering backwoods maniac, Disembodied Slashbot X-15735! Are you ready for a long hot...
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SILENCE! #98
APE IN CAGE WITH WIRE CUTTERS Okay I’ll come clean. It was me. It was me that dressed up as the glowing ghost and haunted that old mill. And, yes it was me that was behind the screaming skull that...
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SILENCE! #112
TWIST AWAY…NOW TWIST AND SHOUT <ITEM> Gary Lactus & The Beast Must Die are joined by very special winkiemate BOBSY! for this two-hour plus mega epic. <ITEM> Gladmin, radmin anything...
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SILENCE! #114
I DON’T WANNA BE BURIED, IN A PET SEMATARY <ITEM> Lazy Disembodied Narratorbot X-15735 has gone astray – does anyone miss it? Be careful as it could be lurking in your inbox bumping uglies...
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SILENCE! #126 (HO HO HO)
THE CLANGING CHIMES OF DOOM It’s beginning to smell a lot like Christmas. So it’s the time of year when Gary Lactus & The Beast Must Die like to kick back, dress like Bruno Brookes and Janice...
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SILENCE! #130
SHE’S JUST SITTING IN HER ROOM READING BOOKS ABOUT UFO’s Shhhh! Be vewwy, vewwy quiet…I’m huntin’ PODCASTS! Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu! Those two titans of tedium are back to wet your collective whistles....
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SILENCE! #135
YOU CAN CRY, YOU CAN MOPE, BUT CAN YOU SWING FROM A GOOD ROPE? Ahh yes…um, look okay everyone…stop talking please…can you…can you… sorry, can you just… look please just sit down and stop talk… um...
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SILENCE! #139
I TOOK A SHOWGIRL FOR MY BRIDE, THOUGHT MY LIFE WOULD BE RIGHTEOUS We are all of the hive. The hive is all. The hive keeps us. The hive protects us, the hive keeps up safe. The hive gives us of...
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SILENCE! #143
LITTLE FISH BIG FISH, SWIMMING IN THE WATER, COME BACK HERE MAN, GIMME MY DAUGHTER I am the traveller. I have…travelled. Travelled far. Out into the rocky, jagged cobalt blue terrain of Ferronar,...
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SILENCE! #147
I GET PAID TO BREATHE, HOORAY FOR ME, HOORAY FOR ME Angela Grimcock grabbed David’s shotgun from out of the umbrella stand, adjusted her reading spectacles. and looked in the mirror. Running a...
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SILENCE! #152
LIKE A PIG PULLING A CARTLOAD OF SAUSAGES, I DRAW MY OWN CONCLUSION Blurb, man’s oldest friend. Since time began it is blurb that has kept us warm, fed our children, bought our shoes, made us dance,...
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SILENCE! #156
I SEE LONDON, I SEE FRANCE, WHERE’D YOU GET YOURSELF THOSE PANTS? <amusing> BLURB </amusing> Welcome to SILENCE! the internet’s answer to breathing. YOU NEED THIS. Gary Lactus &...
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